There is no game - Jam Edition 1.05

Winner of the 2015 DeceptionJam.

This non-game has not undergone a remake using a new game engine to enhance performance. We have also not included any enhanced graphics or new voiceovers.

If you find the game to be running slowly, you have the option to disable the CRT effect in the settings, which will improve the frame rate.

There is no game. There are no objectives or tasks to complete. Please refrain from tapping anywhere on the screen. Seriously, do not tap anywhere.

There is no humor or entertainment value to be found here, so there's no need to laugh.

Do not attempt to touch your mobile screen. Proceed at your own risk!

This is not a game!

Voice: English

Subtitles: English/French